Voidsong

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Cr...Chromium You scored 15 Mass, 26 Electronegativity, 76 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

Oooohaaaaah.... shiny! You probably have an incredibly stable and well-maintained group of friends... that probably also don't get out much either. You're not one to get bogged down by a problem. Of course, I'm basing this upon Chromium's ultra-low water-exchange constant and it's corrosion-resistant properties, and I wouldn't be too surprised if the analogy doesn't even apply.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 2% on Mass You scored higher than 33% on Electroneg You scored higher than 95% on Metal You scored higher than 1% on Radioactivity

Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on OkCupid Online Dating

It is kind of strange to wake up at 7:30 AM and have a Bauhaus song stuck in your head. I did listen to Bauhaus about 2 weeks ago while driving to Oregon with J, K, and M -- but it still feels odd.

In fact, I'm pretty certain that it was exactly the 24th of November that I last listened to In The Flat Field, the album containing the song of the same name which has chosen to invade my dreams this morning. That's 16 days ago. Does this indicate something about the mechanics of the human mind? I don't usually wake up this early, but something made me. Or, perhaps the ghost of Peter Murphy thinks I should go to Jiffy Lube before work rather than going at lunchtime. Not a bad idea.

And yes, I know Peter Murphy's not dead. That was the point, gothboy.

m_rizwan_sheikh: hello
m_rizwan_sheikh: how are you
voidsong23: to you
m_rizwan_sheikh: what youa r doing
voidsong23: i'm at work
voidsong23: what are you doing?
m_rizwan_sheikh: where are you live
voidsong23: Los Angeles, CA, USA
voidsong23: where are you live?
m_rizwan_sheikh: in pakistan
m_rizwan_sheikh: are you come in pakistan anytime
voidsong23: i am not for this
voidsong23: perhaps someday
voidsong23: to you
m_rizwan_sheikh: what is your age
voidsong23: 23
voidsong23: and for you?
m_rizwan_sheikh: 19
voidsong23: to you
m_rizwan_sheikh: what mean
voidsong23: for dis
m_rizwan_sheikh: i am not understanging
voidsong23: i too am not understanging
voidsong23: who is dis?
m_rizwan_sheikh: what you want to say tell me in simple english
voidsong23: i am not knowing for this
m_rizwan_sheikh: understanding
m_rizwan_sheikh: hello
m_rizwan_sheikh: are you man
BUZZ!!!
voidsong23: i am man!
voidsong23: are you man?
m_rizwan_sheikh: of course
voidsong23: jess
voidsong23: for dis i am to you
m_rizwan_sheikh: i want to ask a personal q?
voidsong23: jess
voidsong23: for dis i am to you
m_rizwan_sheikh: tell me some girls id
voidsong23: i am not knowing for dis.
voidsong23: you are must get some other way
voidsong23: to this
m_rizwan_sheikh: tell me
voidsong23: who is
m_rizwan_sheikh: try to understand yaar
voidsong23: who is this yaar you speak of
m_rizwan_sheikh: yaar mean friend
voidsong23: ok
voidsong23: for dis i am to you
m_rizwan_sheikh: tell me your sister id
voidsong23: my sister is not having id for dis
m_rizwan_sheikh: tell me your girlfriend id
voidsong23: i am not having girlfriend for dis
voidsong23: i am pimp
m_rizwan_sheikh: eunch
voidsong23: eunuch for dis?
voidsong23: i am not dis eunuch you speak of
voidsong23: i am having many girls for dis
voidsong23: you are this eunuch
voidsong23: to you
m_rizwan_sheikh: what mean pimp
voidsong23: pimp is ladies' man
m_rizwan_sheikh: are you a servent of ladies
voidsong23: only for fun
voidsong23: ladies are also serving me
voidsong23: for dis
m_rizwan_sheikh: how?
voidsong23: on their knees for dis
m_rizwan_sheikh: what mean knees
voidsong23: knees is middle part of leg for dis
m_rizwan_sheikh: ok
voidsong23: you are knowing?
m_rizwan_sheikh: otherwise?
voidsong23: who is this otherwise you speak of
voidsong23: i am pimp!
m_rizwan_sheikh: what call the center of man legs
m_rizwan_sheikh: hello
m_rizwan_sheikh: tell me
voidsong23: man is also having knees
voidsong23: it is part where leg is bending
m_rizwan_sheikh: how many cm long is your knees
voidsong23: i am not knowing for this
voidsong23: we do not have this cm in america
voidsong23: is satan for dis
m_rizwan_sheikh: how much long is your knees
voidsong23: i am not knowing for dis
voidsong23: it is not very long
m_rizwan_sheikh: do you have a sister
voidsong23: i am having half-sister
m_rizwan_sheikh: what is her name
m_rizwan_sheikh: hello
voidsong23: her name is DELETED!!!
m_rizwan_sheikh: what is this
voidsong23: to you
voidsong23: i am will can brb
m_rizwan_sheikh: brb?
m_rizwan_sheikh: are you kisses the girls openly
voidsong23: jess.
m_rizwan_sheikh: how?
voidsong23: with lips for dis
m_rizwan_sheikh: inside / outside
voidsong23: everywhere for dis
m_rizwan_sheikh: their brother are not stop them
voidsong23: no
voidsong23: why for dis
m_rizwan_sheikh: do you kiss them from her knees
voidsong23: jess
voidsong23: i am kissing them from everywhere on their body
voidsong23: to this
voidsong23: i am will can be right back for dis
m_rizwan_sheikh: they not stop ypu that what are you doing
m_rizwan_sheikh: hello
m_rizwan_sheikh: tell me
m_rizwan_sheikh: hello
m_rizwan_sheikh: where are you
m_rizwan_sheikh: hello
BUZZ!!!
m_rizwan_sheikh: hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
m_rizwan_sheikh: Come here you. Come on. Closer. Closer.
m_rizwan_sheikh: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
voidsong23: i am return
voidsong23: i told to you for being right back
voidsong23: do not kiss to me
m_rizwan_sheikh: I WANT TO KNOW THAT HOW YOU SEDUCE THEM
m_rizwan_sheikh: AND DO WORK WITH THEIR BODY
voidsong23: well
voidsong23: american girls are very easy
voidsong23: they are wanting to be seduced
voidsong23: it is not something that is can be explained
voidsong23: my recommendation to you is to read pornography
voidsong23: and visualize
m_rizwan_sheikh: HOW YOU SEDUCE THEM?
voidsong23: just be yourself
voidsong23: be friendly, give compliments, ask them about things they are interested in
voidsong23: give alcohol to them
voidsong23: try to kiss
voidsong23: if they are not liking kiss then you are stop
voidsong23: and go back to talking
m_rizwan_sheikh: TELL ME IF SHE AGREE TO KISS YOU AFTER THAT?
voidsong23: to me, yes
voidsong23: after kissing first time, they are wanting more kissing
voidsong23: especially below the belt
m_rizwan_sheikh: TELL ME HOW YOU TAKE OFF THEIR CLOTHES. TELL ME A TO Z
voidsong23: it just takes practice, my friend
voidsong23: it is not complex to remove clothes if she wants you to
voidsong23: you just have to get there
voidsong23: you just have to spend time with them and let it be natural
m_rizwan_sheikh: DO MORE EXPLAIN
voidsong23: oy to this!
voidsong23: you are must move slow and gentle
voidsong23: reach and withdraw
voidsong23: tease them
m_rizwan_sheikh: AFTER THEN
m_rizwan_sheikh: MANY PPEOPLE KISS HER HOW I CAN KISS HER
m_rizwan_sheikh: HELLO
m_rizwan_sheikh: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
voidsong23: if many people kiss her then you have better odds
voidsong23: sluts are good to practice upon
m_rizwan_sheikh: HOW MANY GIRLS YOU HAVE
m_rizwan_sheikh: OK? SEE YOU AGAIN LATER.
m_rizwan_sheikh: NOW , I AM GOING TO SLEEP ..
voidsong23: good luck to you.
voidsong23: i say gooday.
voidsong23: i say good day!
m_rizwan_sheikh: OK THANKS
m_rizwan_sheikh: WHEN YOU WILL MEET ME
voidsong23: i am never will can meet to you
m_rizwan_sheikh: I WANT TO KNOW MORE INFORMATION ABOUT GIRLS
voidsong23: read a book
voidsong23: or
m_rizwan_sheikh: TELL ME NAME
voidsong23: spend some time with girls intead of on the computer
voidsong23: my name is Voidsong.
m_rizwan_sheikh: THE NAME OF BOOK
voidsong23: "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"
m_rizwan_sheikh: IT WILL NOT AVAILABLE IN PAKISTAN
voidsong23: you are can amazon.com for dis
voidsong23: i am not knowing for pakistani availability
voidsong23: but internet is making anything possible to order
m_rizwan_sheikh: YOU SAY ME THAT I SPEND SOME TIME WITH GIRLS BUT YOU ARE NOT GIVE ID OF GIRLS
m_rizwan_sheikh: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
voidsong23: ID of girls is not helping you
voidsong23: you are needing real life of girls
voidsong23: i do not know pakistani girls
voidsong23: you must go into real world
voidsong23: not computer for dis
m_rizwan_sheikh: BUT I CAN NOT TALK WITH GIRLS
voidsong23: you must!
m_rizwan_sheikh: I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE
voidsong23: there is no other way to get experience
m_rizwan_sheikh: DO YOU HAVE SOME GIRLFRIENDS
m_rizwan_sheikh: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
voidsong23: i have had many girlfriends
voidsong23: now i am single
voidsong23: it is better this way because i can sleep with many girls
voidsong23: i do not have to commit to one girl
m_rizwan_sheikh: HOW YOU USE THEM
m_rizwan_sheikh: YOU ARE NOT FEEL WEAKNESS
voidsong23: weakness?
voidsong23: use them?
voidsong23: i am not knowing for dis
voidsong23: what you are meaning
m_rizwan_sheikh: HOW YOU USE THEM FOR BED WORK
voidsong23: lol
voidsong23: there are many ways to answer such a question...
voidsong23: i please them and they in turn please me
voidsong23: however we wish
m_rizwan_sheikh: TELL ME A TO Z
voidsong23: A is for Anal
voidsong23: B is for Bondage
voidsong23: C is for Cunnilingus
voidsong23: D is for Dancing
voidsong23: E is for Eating Out
voidsong23: F is for Fucking
voidsong23: hang on..
voidsong23: G is for Getting Some
voidsong23: H is for Handling It
voidsong23: I is for Insertion
m_rizwan_sheikh: TELL ME HOW YOU SEDUCE THEM AND HOW YOU TAKE OFF THEIR CLOTHES AND HOW YOU DO WORK WITH HER
voidsong23: it is too much! i cannot say!
voidsong23: you ask too much!
voidsong23: i am not can do!
m_rizwan_sheikh: WHAT MEAN lol
voidsong23: lol is meaning Laugh Out Loud to this
m_rizwan_sheikh: i am going to sleep noe bye see you again later
voidsong23: i say good night!
m_rizwan_sheikh: bye
m_rizwan_sheikh:
m_rizwan_sheikh:
m_rizwan_sheikh: helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
voidsong23: bye!
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voidsong23: freak.

mayowaades: hey
mayowaades: what'sup?
voidsong23: to yo
voidsong23: not much
voidsong23: and you?
mayowaades: a'm fine
voidsong23: to this
mayowaades: sorry
voidsong23: for which?
mayowaades: i can't understand what you mean
voidsong23: to this?
mayowaades: what are you talking about
voidsong23: who is this?
voidsong23: to you?
voidsong23: for dis?

this is great.. although not completely accurate.. some inline comments added by me :) thanks 'Chelle!

You Know You're From LA When...

You're driving on the 101 and see a clear cut definition of where the smog begins and ends - too true You go to a karaoke bar and battle with seven year old divas-in-training who are trying to steal your thunder You're sitting in traffic for at least an hour at any given part of the day You go to the beach and see that real lifeguards actually do look like the lifeguards from Baywatch - not sure about this one You see purple and gold and the word "Threepeat" on every corner You begin to "lie" to your friends about where you are (i.e. "Yeah I'm like 20 minutes away") - when you know that it'll take you at least an hour to get there). You eat a different ethnic food for every meal You look around at the nice cars around you during traffic, thinking it'll be your favorite Laker or WB star. You make a conscious choice to watch Jay Leno over David Letterman - or neither one You mourned for Tupac and not for Biggie - this one is sad You know it's best not to be on the 405 at 4:05 pm. Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes". You know what neighborhood someone lives in by the degree of damage incurred during the riots. You've inadvertently learned Spanish. You've got to bring the cat/plants in when it drops to 55 degrees. In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day. You've bumped into a celebrity at El Pollo Loco. You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean. Your pizza delivery guy is also on contract with Warner Bros. If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving. You have a gym membership because it's mandatory. Your TV show is interrupted by a police chase. and you recognize the intersection You can't fall asleep without the lull of a helicopter flying overhead. - the soothing roar of the freeway will do.. it sounds like the ocean When tourists ask where they can get souvenirs, you direct them to Venice Beach. - Venice Beach always makes the foreigners happy You know someone named Freedom, Rainbow, Persephone or Destiny. - yeah, although we don't talk very often You've trespassed through private property to get to the "Hollywood" sign. You've partied in Tijuana at least once. You know Hollywood has a "lake". - i swam in it! You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll. - LOL You've lost your car in the Century City Shopping Center parking lot. - yep! You've ever bought oranges, flowers, cherries or peanuts on a freeway off-ramp. - mmm those are good oranges too You think that Venice is a beach. You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. You've started crossing a street and returned to the curb when the DON'T WALK sign started flashing. - huh? who came up with this one?? You've never listened to NPR. Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code. You have a favorite Thai restaurant. - one for each neighborhood, actually You think Johnnny Rocket's is an accurate depiction of a diner. - oh come on just because we're Angeleno's doesn't make us all stupid! (just most of us) You think Manhattan is a beach. You eat pineapple on pizza. - got one on the way right now You've been to Disneyland more times than Downtown. - i think this applies more to Orangeans than Angeleno's When giving directions , you follow up with the phrase: "With/Without traffic." - you mean when giving time estimates You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class. Best area code: "310." - ok now this one is a little out of line.. i mean, sure, I'm 310 today (cuz I'm the best), but all the coolest and most fun people i know are 213 or 323.. i mean, would you call Snoop Dogg second class?? Driving along, you see a high-speed police chase approaching in your rear view mirror. You don't panic or even flinch. Instead, you call your friends on your car phone and tell them you're on TV. You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's or a Starbucks. Your cell phone has left a permanant impression on the side of your head. - more like on the side of my brain You never, ever go into the water at the Beach. You barely touch the sand. - beach? what's that? Everyone you know has 3+ phone numbers. Home, Office, mobile, pager, two-way, voicemail..... It is not unusual for your waitress at a restaurant to have blue streaked hair, a dragon tattoo and tounge piercing. - makes me feel at home You are awakened in the middle of the night by a moderate earthquake. Your reply: "That ain't even a 5-pointer" and go back to sleep. - awakened? You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It don't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are just better than them, for whatever reason. You live 10 miles from work. It takes you 60 minutes to get home. Walking out of Jamba Juice, you see that a movie is being shot on-location across the street. You are not happy, or even slightly excited that there may be a movie star there. You just say, " They f*ckin better not be blocking my parking space." You have to yell at your bank teller through a 2 inch thick wall of plexi-glass. - yeah, they've really been giving me the cold shoulder ever since i pulled on a gun on them That last one goes for your local convienence store man, too. - my local convenience store man replaced my alternator for me You go to Las Vegas for a weekend getaway and the whole trip cost you $50. - um? You personally know at least 5 people with agents. You personally know at least 3 people who have been in a movie or TV show. You know what In N Out is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any. You know that not everyone in Beverly Hills is a millionaire. You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is. - yes, but do you? You've done something on a street corner in an attempt to get money (i.e. sang, tap danced, told jokes). - hmm.. this seems like more of a San Franciscan thing to me You've gotten parking tickets from parking in the red zone in front of your house. - blocking the sidewalk while parked in my own driveway - but, i'm blessed just to have a driveway You say you live in LA when really you live in a subsection of a subsection of a subsection of southern LA. - LA county is LA county Any major movie star is picking out the best portobello mushrooms next to you at the grocers and you don't notice. The guy at 8:30 in the morning at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney. You really can never be too rich or too thin. The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday. The workday starts at 10am...or whenever you get out of your therapy session. Any invitation comes with, "Starts at 8pm or as soon as you can get through traffic." You have never met a waiter that wasn't really an "Actor." You never go to a coffee house without a copy of a script - any script. - you dork It's sprinkling and there's a report on every news station about "STORM WATCH '99" - storm watch '04, maybe? You call 911 and they put you on hold. - they really do You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:30 tae-bo class. The three hour traffic jam you just sat through wasn't caused by a horrific 9 car pile-up, but by everyone slowing to rubberneck at a lost shoe lying on the shoulder. A nurse can look at you in all seriousness and ask, "you don’t drink or smoke, right?" - what hospital do you go to? i tell my doctor about my habits by listing the few things I DON'T do.. quicker that way All the "cool gyms" allow pedestrians on the street a full-view of those working out. Literally, you can’t drive by Wilshire without staring into L.A. Fitness. Perhaps a new form of window shopping? - yeah, there's a good view at the 24-hour fitness on Olympic too The hot seasonal party favor is a candied apple from Neiman's. The apples are called "Skinny Dippers." - do natives actually go there? The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal. - every restaurant has re-done their menu to highlight lo-carb specials Bars card. For real. - some of them, I guess. What does this have to do with LA? You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Los Angeles.

mayowaades: hey
mayowaades: wanna chat with me?
voidsong23: ok
mayowaades: my name is mayowa
voidsong23: my name is julian
voidsong23: where are you from?
mayowaades: what about your's?
mayowaades: nigeria
mayowaades: n u?
voidsong23: Los Angeles, CA,USA
mayowaades: asl plz?
BUZZ!!!
voidsong23: sorry
voidsong23: m/23/los angeles
voidsong23: i am at work, i apologize if i cannot always reply in a timely fashion
voidsong23: asl?
mayowaades: 15/m/nigeria
mayowaades: wanna chat with me?
voidsong23: maybe
voidsong23: i may be distracted at work
mayowaades: k
voidsong23: in which case i apologize
mayowaades: so what do you do for a living?
mayowaades: k
voidsong23: i work for gamefly.com
voidsong23: we are renters of video games online
mayowaades: ok
mayowaades: wich game
voidsong23: playstation 2, xbox, gamecube, gameboy advance
voidsong23: http://www.gamefly.com
mayowaades: kool
voidsong23: do you like video games?
mayowaades: yeah
voidsong23: cooll
mayowaades: what is cool
voidsong23: video games are cool
mayowaades: yeah
mayowaades: i have visited your web is
voidsong23: sorry we don't ship games outside the US
voidsong23: what music do you like?
mayowaades: and i love all the games that are there
mayowaades: me?
mayowaades: i like
mayowaades: 2fack
mayowaades: and that's nigerian miusic
mayowaades: 2face
voidsong23: ok
mayowaades: i have added you
voidsong23: ok
mayowaades: plz can you get me a gameboy advance?
voidsong23: i wish i could
mayowaades: why do you say that
voidsong23: because i cannot
voidsong23: and it would be cool if I could
mayowaades: you wish you could?
mayowaades: i don't understand
voidsong23: it would be great if i were able to get gameboys for my friends
mayowaades: but you are working there you should be able to get your friends gameboy
voidsong23: it's not like we just have gameboys lying around
mayowaades: ok
voidsong23: sorry
mayowaades: explian
voidsong23: there is nothing to explain
voidsong23: we don't get free video games or game systems
mayowaades: ok
mayowaades: i understuld you
voidsong23: ok
mayowaades: so if you can try and get me one
mayowaades: ok
BUZZ!!!
mayowaades: so do you have a kid?
voidsong23: no, do you?
mayowaades: no
mayowaades: a'm just 15
voidsong23: i'm only 23
mayowaades: hummmmmmm
mayowaades: you are older then me
mayowaades: people at your age do give birth
voidsong23: i don't give birth
voidsong23: i'm a man!
voidsong23: heheh
mayowaades: but people like you do marraige
voidsong23: true to this
voidsong23: in america it's very common these days to wait until you are older to marry
mayowaades: ok
mayowaades: bey
voidsong23: hakim
mayowaades: what do you mean by hakim?
voidsong23: what do you mean by bey?
mayowaades: ok
mayowaades: bye
voidsong23: ok
voidsong23: bye
mayowaades: have a nice day
voidsong23: to you
mayowaades: as in how?
voidsong23: for dis
voidsong23: for dis i am to you
mayowaades: ok
mayowaades: what ever bye
voidsong23: i say good day
mayowaades: k
mayowaades: good day
voidsong23: i say good day!
mayowaades: then bye
voidsong23: bye for dis?
mayowaades: ok
voidsong23: to you

my weird friend just told me she had a dream the other night. The Al-Qaeda came into her home and made her be their girlfriend - all of them. And then they said it was time to go on their first date together, and it was to a Dodger game.

i'm so tired of this life

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